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        Foreplay

        I am sorry to state

        In number of times not less than quadruplicate

        In a patently political-welfare State

        About collusive coalitions in Tamilnadu

        I can never be graphic

        Unless I use a language pornographic

        To adequately describe

        The immoral political traffic

        Of lecherous men

        With shady track records

        Of dubious ways and methods

        That are truly horrendous and horrific!

        The Act

        In political coalitions

        Collusive and now inclusive

        Now exclusive and non-collusive

        Debauched disgusting non-men

        We have coitus with caucus

        Or caucus without coitus

        Or coitus without caucus

        In swirling waters of never ending political sex!

        In trenchant Tamilnadu they had

        Coitus in 1996

        Coitus interruptus in 1998

        Non-coitus interruptus in 1999

        Non-interruptus coitus in 2001

        Non-coitus non-interruptus in 2004

        All done with rational self-respect(!)

        With or without conditions (condoms!!)

        With or without self-actualisation

        With no thought of political erection

        With no concern for social resurrection

        For the glory of our mother tongue

        Or the local decimation of the concept of sacred Nation

        Trapped in the clutches of treacherous faction

        Leading to the 'Tamil People' conclusion

        No structure of coalitions can result

        In a proper fusion

        Creating a massive confusion

        About when and why and what

        Where and whom and who

        Not only about the spirit of the CONSTITUTION

        But also about the future of the NATION

        Which is on the verge of extinction?!

        The Response

        I know 'Sakhuni' Nakunakridhi

        I know Ardhanari Vasadidasan

        and his mania for Donia's handy

        I know Kamsan tractor-drum-das

        I know Cocraco-co why-not-go

        I know Tharuthalai sub-jaantha-Irunavu-kkalavan

        I know Pudiya Puthagam Pahattu-Swami

        I know Lenins who are not Karl Marxes

        Karl Marxes who are not Lenins

        I know who are both Lenins & Karl Marxes

        The Lessons!

        A vigorous politician

        Walking the Marina shore

        Ignoring the pleas of a whore

        But he said it would serve

        If she had something new

        So she offered a festering sore

        Thank God! he replied

        I have learnt enough

        Of lessons enormous

        Of changing shades

        Of shifting sands

        Of political coitus

        I do not want to learn any more!

        I am not sure I have covered all

        Though I know them all

        Individually and severally all-in-all

        But we sure will know ALL about them in 2006!!!